This Dystopia Sucks Dad Hat

The dystopia I was promised involved way cooler stuff than this. Now we just have ads everywhere. Anyways this is a dad hat.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

* 100% chino cotton twill
* Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
* Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
* 6 embroidered eyelets
* 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
* Adjustable strap with antique buckle